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English Student Ready to Unleash Play on Unsuspecting Tutorial
“It’s sort of like drama meets tragedy meets sci-fi, all in a single three-hour musical."
Joseph Strauss
Jan 29, 2021
Heartbroken Trump Returns to White House to Pick Up Old Hoodies, CDs
Mr. Trump finally accepted the republic’s decision to move on and embrace a newer, older man.
Daniel Golden
Jan 27, 2021


Eager Kindergartener Creates Group Chat For Shapes 101
Most students are either too awkward, scared, illiterate, or a combination of all three, to say anything.
Sammy Edwards
Jan 26, 2021
#GirlBoss: Payette Becomes First Gov. Gen. Forced to Resign for Badass Behaviour
The best way to defy gender roles is to perpetuate the pain stereotypically inflicted by power-hungry men.
Emory Claire Mitchell
Jan 23, 2021


Stoner “Totally Psyched” About New "U.K." Strain
"Anyway, I’m so psyched to light up a fire English J."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Jan 19, 2021


Medieval Studies Student Finally Receives Exam Marks Via Carrier Pigeon
“The scroll bore good, yet untimely news, for I’ve now already reached my life expectancy of 20 years."
Joseph Strauss
Jan 17, 2021
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