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Broke Frat Bro Just Imitating Greek Life
The broke frat student says he will escape his debt before “corona is over and ‘rona season begins.”
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Feb 23, 2021


Innovative Bully Introduces Contact-Free Delivery of Knuckle Sandwiches
Connors is offering the option for him to describe how sexual intercouse with your mom last night was, free of charge.
Sammy Edwards
Feb 18, 2021


Aphrodite Project Matches Lucky Student with Northrop Frye Statue
"Have you seen that body? God, the man is chiseled."
Keah Sharma
Feb 14, 2021


Illiterate Students’ Association Petitions to Rename “Reading Week”
The UTAIUS gained national attention through its book burning antics and 1981 occupation of Robarts Library.
Daniel Golden
Feb 13, 2021


Friend Dating Herself Right Now Clearly Taking Things Too Far
“I’m so lucky to have found someone who understands me as much as I do."
Natalie Cader-Beutel and Madeleine Beckett
Feb 12, 2021


COVID Test Most Intimacy Experienced in the Past Year
“The way he held the testing swab up to my nose was so gentle. It made me feel like a princess being swept away.”
Emory Claire Mitchell
Feb 10, 2021
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