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Student Finding it Harder to Watch Porn During In-Person Class
With September coming to an end, this means two things for UofT students: 1) it’s time to wake up the lead singer of Green Day, and 2)...
Sammy Edwards
Oct 1, 2021


Anti-Vaxxer Asks Teenage Son Where to Get Fake ID
“Papa needs a fake, my guy,” said Gus, after five minutes of mainly silence.
Nona Jalali
Sep 27, 2021


First-Time Voter Unsure If He Is Putting Ballot in Right Hole
First-year Ronald Brunson called voting "the greatest half-minute experience of his life."
Sammy Edwards
Sep 20, 2021
Bernier Changes Party Name to PCP in Last-Ditch Effort to Secure Heavy User Vote
New polling data suggests that voters are likeliest to vote PPC when they are "high out of their fucking mind."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Sep 19, 2021


Op-ed: Has UofT Homecoming Become Too Mainstream?
With over 6 students crammed into the Varsity Stadium bleachers for the big game, the school is overlooking the risks of this event.
Joseph Strauss
Sep 18, 2021


Blue Olympic Ring Forced to Isolate Following Covid Exposure
The blue ring's quarantine raises questions about whether it, or any of its ring-mates, have received a Covid-19 vaccine.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 22, 2021
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