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New Year's Resolution Consists of Daily Jog to Papa Ceo
“It still feels surreal leaving the apartment for food, like I’m living a hunter-gatherer lifestyle."
Joseph Strauss
Jan 7, 2022


Brief Conversation With Prof Now Worth 50% of Final Grade
With in-person exams cancelled, students are wishing they'd put more effort into September map quizzes and rehearsed jokes with professors.
Boundary Staff
Dec 18, 2021


Prof Crowd-surfs Out of Final Lecture
The students in RSM421: Accounting for Metalheads have taken showing their appreciation for a great semester to a whole new level.
Daniel Golden
Dec 8, 2021


Exciting! Student Gets Exam for Each Day of Hanukkah
Freeman, a self-hating Math student and proud Jew, is “pretty jazzed” about his entire Hanukkah being consumed by exams.
Joseph Strauss
Dec 4, 2021


Brave: Vic Student Comes Out to Friends as Apple Music User
Spotify Wrapped season isn’t a happy time for all; a dwindling species of those without Spotify find Vic can become a dark and sad place.
Keah Sharma
Dec 1, 2021


Robot Garfield Hates Cyber Mondays
“Cyber Mondays are my personal hell. Like all Garfields, I can’t stand any Monday,” says Robot Garfield with a tired mechanical creek.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Nov 29, 2021
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