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Kin Student Refuses to Get Beta Variant
"Do you know how many kale-centric meals I’ve prepped? Fuck. If I knew I could still be a Beta after all this I never would've started."
Nona Jalali
Jun 14, 2021


Loose Labour Regulation on Venus Prompts Bezos Visit
There is one thing that citizens of Earth should be looking forward to: for a brief period of time, planet Earth will be rid of Jeff Bezos.
Daniel Golden
Jun 10, 2021


Philosophy Grad Sells 'Barely Used' Degree on Craigslist
In return, Vera scored a Ryerson degree plus an inconveniently-sized wine decanter that his trade partner was a little too eager to offload.
Sammy Edwards
Jun 4, 2021


550 Healthcare Workers Call Leafs Game "Worst Experience of Last 14 Months"
Haven't our healthcare workers been through enough this year?
Joseph Strauss
May 31, 2021


English Major Can't Wait for the Novel, 'Coronavirus'
The book, which caused quite a stir at its unveiling in Wuhan over a year ago, has quickly become a worldwide sensation...
Daniel Golden
May 28, 2021


"I Don't Know What I Wanna Do With My Life Either," Says Prof in Hoodie
“Would you guys be interested in a podcast?"
Patrick Fraser
May 25, 2021
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