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Bernier Changes Party Name to PCP in Last-Ditch Effort to Secure Heavy User Vote
New polling data suggests that voters are likeliest to vote PPC when they are "high out of their fucking mind."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Sep 19, 2021


Op-ed: Has UofT Homecoming Become Too Mainstream?
With over 6 students crammed into the Varsity Stadium bleachers for the big game, the school is overlooking the risks of this event.
Joseph Strauss
Sep 18, 2021


Blue Olympic Ring Forced to Isolate Following Covid Exposure
The blue ring's quarantine raises questions about whether it, or any of its ring-mates, have received a Covid-19 vaccine.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 22, 2021


Mature Student: "Hello, Operator? Yes, I'd Like to Select My Courses"
Somebody please give Barb some assistance. She's been yelling "Rocks for Jocks" into her telephone for four hours and it's hard to watch.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 19, 2021


Score! Engineering Student Crafts Schedule with Enough Time for Quick Glass of Water
“I did it, I fucking cracked it,” cries an elated, tearful Bhullar.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 12, 2021


Student Accidentally Calls Dad "Prof"
The incident has apparently led to a surge in bullying within the Maxwell household...
Joseph Strauss
Jul 7, 2021
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