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Blue Olympic Ring Forced to Isolate Following Covid Exposure
The blue ring's quarantine raises questions about whether it, or any of its ring-mates, have received a Covid-19 vaccine.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 22, 2021


Mature Student: "Hello, Operator? Yes, I'd Like to Select My Courses"
Somebody please give Barb some assistance. She's been yelling "Rocks for Jocks" into her telephone for four hours and it's hard to watch.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 19, 2021


Score! Engineering Student Crafts Schedule with Enough Time for Quick Glass of Water
“I did it, I fucking cracked it,” cries an elated, tearful Bhullar.
Joseph Strauss
Jul 12, 2021


Student Accidentally Calls Dad "Prof"
The incident has apparently led to a surge in bullying within the Maxwell household...
Joseph Strauss
Jul 7, 2021


Rotman Backpack Excited to Network With Other Rotman Backpacks
“I need to get out there and chat up another Rotman backpack—before I lose all sense of purpose and my extremely basic small talk skills."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Jun 28, 2021


Happy Father's Day! The Minimum Payment is Due in Two Weeks
I can picture the exact look on your face as I show you that invoice outlining each and every tiny little mandatory payment––priceless.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Jun 20, 2021
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