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Stressed Out Student Asks for Extension on What She's Thankful For
“This ‘what I’m thankful for’ assignment might be the hardest of them all. I have no fucking clue what I would say."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Oct 10, 2021


Prof Requesting Volunteer Note-Decipherer for Volunteer Note-Taker
With classes hitting their stride, students are being bombarded with the requisite flood of housekeeping emails from professors. In all...
Ben Lee
Oct 7, 2021


UCheck to Be Replaced by Big Red 'NO' Button
In an effort to simplify the school’s rigorous screening program, UofT has announced its plan to reduce UCheck to a single ‘NO’ button.
Shane Wang
Oct 6, 2021


Student Finding it Harder to Watch Porn During In-Person Class
With September coming to an end, this means two things for UofT students: 1) it’s time to wake up the lead singer of Green Day, and 2)...
Sammy Edwards
Oct 1, 2021


Anti-Vaxxer Asks Teenage Son Where to Get Fake ID
“Papa needs a fake, my guy,” said Gus, after five minutes of mainly silence.
Nona Jalali
Sep 27, 2021


First-Time Voter Unsure If He Is Putting Ballot in Right Hole
First-year Ronald Brunson called voting "the greatest half-minute experience of his life."
Sammy Edwards
Sep 20, 2021
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