“Cyber Mondays are my personal hell. Like all Garfields, I can’t stand any Monday,” says Robot Garfield with a tired mechanical creek.

“Oh, I’m FINE,” pushed Levinson while feeding his hand-written lecture notes into a paper shredder.

“It’s so good to finally be back in the cave,” says 11-year old Mikey, a pre-COVID regular.

Stephanie Wiggins has been known to return from her various trips with Club Med t-shirts, an aggressively burnt face and, of course, dreads.

“It was all fun and games until the rat started moving,” recalls third-year student Gregory Hersh.

On the bright side, students need no longer worry about paying off student loans.