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Gym Bro in English Class Corrects Your Form
Chad Morris, a self-diagnosed “gym rat,” noticed during an essay workshopping tutorial that a fellow student’s paper wasn’t their...
Jonah Wineberg
Nov 29, 2022


Bar With Other Patrons "Too Mainstream"
TORONTO - The University of Toronto’s location in the middle of downtown provides its students with easy access to plenty of bars, clubs,...
Patrick Fraser
Nov 23, 2022


Maoist Student Underwhelmed by Alleged Leftist Indoctrination
Everyone has heard about the clandestine cultural revolution supposedly going on within the halls of our postsecondary institutions....
Daniel Golden
Nov 21, 2022


Prof Devastated Student Not in Con Hall Balcony Row 3, Seat 8
Nate Robbins, a first year student who typically arrives at Con Hall with the mass of students jockeying for a decent seat in their...
George Faseemo
Nov 18, 2022


Gertler Delays Divestment Because Driving a Sports Car “Really Fucking Fun”
TORONTO - Heads turn down St. George street as an Aston Martin DBS convertible races past and turns down the lane to Convocation Hall....
Patrick Fraser
Nov 16, 2022


Prof Requires Parent Signature on Failed Midterm
Midterm season has come and gone. With finals right around the corner, students in STA130 have been given a surprising requirement by...
Mauricio Gerdes
Nov 14, 2022
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