"This dick pic can only have one official owner at a time! It's secured by the Ethereum blockchain. It's basically a collector's item."

By skipping all lectures and course obligations, Blackburn was able to avoid the jacked-up Reading Week rates at The Brass Rail.

What does this mode of delivery mean for students? “I have no fucking clue,” says fourth-year Reza Ahmadian.

The two simply do not hang out in public, nor do they even acknowledge each other outside of a three-hour time slot on Friday evenings.

“Putin knows exactly what he’s doing,” Simpson shouted while pointing at his friend Charles, “it’s what we call ‘constructivism.’"

"Yeah, I've written a lot of articles for Breitbart. Well, they haven't actually hired me, but when they do I'll be ready."