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"You Can Take That Damn Thing Off Now," Says Anti-Masker to Surgeon
"While you're at it, what are those gloves for? My internal organs are clean, trust me."
Joseph Strauss
Mar 23, 2022


Prof Drunk-Texts "Miss Youu" to Student Who Dropped Class
“I feel like it came out of nowhere,” admitted the sniffly professor, chomping down spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs between words.
Nona Jalali
Mar 21, 2022


Rotman Student Connects With You on LinkedIn Mid-Sex
For Rotman kids without Senior VIP uncles, the networking grind never sleeps––even while they're sleeping with someone.
Keah Sharma
Mar 16, 2022


Untouched LSAT Textbook Prominently Displayed On Study Date
“What? Oh, this old thing? Been in my family for years,” he said on one date, picking up the book while strategically hiding the price tag.
Patrick Fraser
Mar 13, 2022


God Gets Played: Student Gives Up Euphoria For Lent AFTER Season Finale Aired
"This is really gonna help me repent," said the student who wasn't planning to re-watch the series until May, anyways.
Joseph Strauss
Mar 8, 2022


Student Uses Way Too Much Teeth on Oral Exam
“It was too much teeth,” complained her professor. “Nobody’s passing my class with those oral skills.”
Joseph Strauss
Mar 4, 2022
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