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Prof Ignores Email in Epic April Fools Prank
“Once I checked the date, I knew I’d totally been got."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Apr 1, 2022


Kelly Library Deemed "Too Depressing" for Handmaid's Tale Location
Production for the new season of The Handmaid’s Tale is taking place at Kelly Library and concerns are beginning to rise. Margaret...
Jonah Wineberg
Mar 30, 2022


Campus in Shambles Without UTSU President
Unregulated students have been spotted on multiple occasions wreaking havoc by entering exit-only doors.
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Mar 27, 2022


Student Wishes TA Good Weekend to Boost Participation Grade
“I’ve honestly never seen that student in my life,” says TA Matt Green.
Shane Wang
Mar 25, 2022


"You Can Take That Damn Thing Off Now," Says Anti-Masker to Surgeon
"While you're at it, what are those gloves for? My internal organs are clean, trust me."
Joseph Strauss
Mar 23, 2022


Prof Drunk-Texts "Miss Youu" to Student Who Dropped Class
“I feel like it came out of nowhere,” admitted the sniffly professor, chomping down spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs between words.
Nona Jalali
Mar 21, 2022
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