Orientation is a week-long program designed to give new students a glimpse of university life before their classes and subsequent mental health issues begin. Students sign up under the impression that they will get to tour campus and make new friends. For some, however, this is not the case. Andrea had signed up for University College's orientation, UC Royale, thinking it would be a week of fun, mediaeval-themed events. What she didn't know was that the leaders would take it

A staple of Gen Z queer adolescence, there is no shortage of homemade online personality quizzes offering the answer to society’s most pressing issue: whether the test-taker as an individual is or is not a homosexual. Students in SDS256: Methods in Queer and Trans Studies will get the opportunity to experience one firsthand. Students will have five opportunities to complete an iQuiz that looks like it was made by a fourteen year old and be diagnosed as a member of the 2SLGBTQ

Four Communists, three Revolutionary Communists, two American Communists, and one Anarcho-Communist, all of them U of T students, died today in a brawl at the University of Toronto Clubs Fair. It began innocently enough. Angela Jennings, a Rotman Commerce student and member of the Revolutionary Communist Party of Canada (RCP) had been lecturing first years on how they were “comrades” who must fight the ills of capitalism, as is standard at the Clubs Fair, and asked the studen

After a long wait, the much-needed safety improvement is here: the TTC has begun installing protective barriers on subway platforms! As the first barriers were installed at TMU Station, The Boundary sat down with an anonymous insider to discuss the changes. “Essentially, we were getting a lot of complaints about passengers boarding at TMU. White guys from Vaughan who just discovered Soundcloud, Mormon missionaries, and the academically mediocre denizens of Toronto’s upper mid

Tragedy has struck the St. George campus today as incoming first year Aaron Gonzales-Fukuyama was pronounced dead by his medical team after adopting one of the squirrels on the UC quad. Friends, family, and UC Orientation Execs have gathered for a candlelight vigil to which The Boundary has dispatched our least sensitive reporter. “He was just so sweet, I can’t believe he’s gone!” says floormate Elaine Principe, “All he wanted to do was help animals, and now nobody knows who

1.Interacting with Rotman Students Interacting with these "people" will trigger an unskippable cutscene featuring the most mind-numbing, idiotic conversations, in which you will hear the worst takes imaginable about the current state of the economy or their vacation to Dubai at their fourth home. By the end of the conversation, your brain capacity will have been halved. 2. Eating at University College Dining Hall The Howard Ferguson Dining Hall is Toronto's most infamous undo