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Clare Mooney
13 hours ago
BREAKING: Girl Drinks Guinness
EXTRA, EXTRA! An early twenties female was spotted red handed drinking a BEER this weekend, and not just any beer, but a Guinness. This...

Noah Cazabon
4 days ago
UofT’s Ginger Run Rescheduled Due to Sunny Skies, Perfect Weather
Usually when someone is running in front of the Madison Avenue Pub, it’s to catch a late night Uber, to get away from a former lover, or...

Alessia Pattara
Mar 10
Run, Don't Walk to Yorkville's Hottest New Spot
We all know it’s a real bummer when your favourite underground spot goes mainstream. Suddenly, there’s all these loser normies messing...


Emmett Zych
Mar 5
St Mike's Cremates Lowest Achiever For Ash Wednesday
As we move toward lent, many of our Christian students get ready to observe Ash Wednesday. I never went to Sunday school, so I have no...


Artemis Fedorchuk
Mar 5
Hinge Date Insists He Has Latex Allergy
The University of Toronto is infamous for its heavy workload, and many single students are dreaming of being fucked by something other...

Fionn McPhee
Mar 3
Doug Ford Wins Academy Award for Portrayal of a Real Human Being
On Sunday night, Ontario premier Doug Ford was honoured with an Academy Award for his remarkably successful portrayal of a real, living...
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