NEW YORK -- In a controversial ceremony at Madison Square Garden, pop princess Taylor Swift married NFL star Travis Kelce, in what is somehow the most cliché moment of both of their focus-group approved careers. Rumours swirled online about the possibility that their union might be subject to a pre-nuptial agreement, given that Swift is a billionaire and Kelce once ended a tweet about a woman with “#plus.” The Boundary is excited to report that an anonymous source has contact

CONVOCATION HALL -- Built in 1907, the University of Toronto’s Convocation Hall did not get an air conditioning system until its 90th anniversary in 1997. Unfortunately, as Toronto’s weather became hotter and hotter, this upgrade has struggled to keep up with the heat in the building. Many students complained, and while few ever expected the university to take action on the matter, it is safe to say that most now agree, with temperatures of nearly 1000°C, that it would have b

VALLEY OF DOOM -- University contains a great many trials and tribulations. From slaying the dragon of exams to the long and arduous journey of the course essay, it takes skill, tenacity, and wit to succeed on the epic quest that comprises a university degree. Before they can challenge any of these myriad obstacles, however, students at the University of Toronto must first confront the first trial of the year: the fearsome college registrar. Generally, confronting the college

TORONTO -- Being waitlisted for a course is a frustrating experience. That’s why Jack Elmer, a 2nd year Rotman Commerce student, is trying to find a way around it. “Bro, Jordan Peterson is the GOAT, man! He knows what’s up. All I have to do is use these 12 rules, buy three more tickets to ‘male self-improvement’ seminars, and that waitlist will be toast,” he says. Intrigued, The Boundary decided to investigate further. Elmer claims that controversial former Professor Jordan B