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Lesbian Students So Broke, They Can’t Afford U-Haul
Moving in together with your partner is a major milestone in most relationships. This, however, isn’t the case for sapphics, for whom the U-Haul has long occupied a significant aspect of dating culture. For Alex Wu (they/them), an Environmental Anthropology major, and Sydney Gibson (she/her), a Medieval Studies specialist, living together naturally seemed like the next step after knowing each other for 42 days. “We met at Pride,” Sydney comments. “I was marching with the NDP
A. M.
23 hours ago


International Student Stuck in Pearson Time Loop (Again)
PEARSON INTL AIRPORT – Every August, hundreds upon hundreds of newly-admitted international students arrive at Toronto’s Lester B. Pearson International Airport in the hopes of making their mark on the shining beacon of Canadian academia. Little do they know, they have descended upon a scene of carnage known as the Canadian “air travel” industry. They can only hope to make it to campus alive and in one piece. Harpreet Kaur, aged 17, will not be so lucky. The Boundary managed
S. B.
5 days ago


"Bisexual" Woman Will Only Date Women On Her List
TORONTO -- After claiming to be “very secure in her bisexuality,” sociology major Aliza Reynolds proclaimed that she would gladly date a woman, provided that they fit a very specific, 47 page criteria outlined in her notebook. According to Reynolds’ roommate Shannon Garcia, every person and quality in her list bears a striking resemblance to her best friend, Isobel Lee, who Reynolds often describes as the “light of [her] life.” “She says she’ll only date women who listen to
A. M.
6 days ago


Advice: Help! My Puppyboy Said Something Problematic!
Dear The Boundary, I am a 3rd year studying Critical Studies in Equity and Solidarity. Needless to say, I am very committed to social justice. As part of my Queer Liberation praxis, I am currently in a morally grey live-in polycule. This month, I have been assigned keeper duties for one of my boyfriends, a Computer Science specialist and dog furry. It’s pretty chill, since he doesn’t have to use a litterbox and he sleeps in his crate a lot. I do wish he would shower more. Rec
S. B.
6 days ago


Munk School Boyfriend "Not Not Into Eugenics."
MUNK SCHOOL -- The Munk School of Global Affairs and Public Policy is known as one of the most prestigious schools for any person looking to go into politics, civil service, or consulting in Canada. Studying within its very walls at the moment could be some of the most influential people in the country in a few years. Naturally then, it also plays host to a number of people whose views could very, very, very generously be described as interesting. One such interesting student
C. C.
6 days ago


Leaked Kelce Pre-Nup Reveals Secret Taylor Swift NFL Harem
NEW YORK -- In a controversial ceremony at Madison Square Garden, pop princess Taylor Swift married NFL star Travis Kelce, in what is somehow the most cliché moment of both of their focus-group approved careers. Rumours swirled online about the possibility that their union might be subject to a pre-nuptial agreement, given that Swift is a billionaire and Kelce once ended a tweet about a woman with “#plus.” The Boundary is excited to report that an anonymous source has contact
S. B.
Jul 26
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