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Gemini Appointed Dean of Daniels Faculty
Despite the growing resistance and hesitance towards the use and development of Artificial Intelligence, companies such as OpenAI, Anthropic, Microsoft, and Google continue to build and train their Large Language Models (LLMs), making them smarter no matter the cost to the environment humanity lives in. It is under these circumstances that the Daniels Faculty of Architecture, Landscape, and Design has decided to oust current Dean Mason White and replace him with Google’s Gemi
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4 hours ago


Advice: Help! My Prof Cited Grokipedia!
I am a first year taking ENV199: Debating and Understanding Current Environmental Issues, a course with the premise that there is no easy solution to climate change. As an avid environmentalist, I was excited for the class. I am what some of those backwards engineering and commerce students would call “woke.” Sue me. But my opinion of the course changed when I looked over the syllabus. Everything seemed normal at first. Then, I got to the sources that were cited. I assumed it
A. M.
1 day ago


Breaking: FLQ Kidnaps Boundary EIC
Chaos and terror have descended on The Boundary’s headquarters this morning as the Editor-in-Chief was found missing. A ransom note written in Canadian French found at the scene reads: “Bonjour cochons anglophones, Nous avons votre rédacteur-en-chef. Si vous voulez le revoir, et surtout si vous aimez la façon dont il est vivant et capable de respirer, veuillez donner tout votre argent au Parti Québécois avant le 1er Octobre. Si cela n’est pas en excès de dix milliards de doll
S. B.
2 days ago


UC Orientation Allegedly Used Mediaeval Torture
Orientation is a week-long program designed to give new students a glimpse of university life before their classes and subsequent mental health issues begin. Students sign up under the impression that they will get to tour campus and make new friends. For some, however, this is not the case. Andrea had signed up for University College's orientation, UC Royale, thinking it would be a week of fun, mediaeval-themed events. What she didn't know was that the leaders would take it
S. E.
4 days ago


SDS256 Syllabus Lists 'Am I Gay?' Quiz Worth 30% of Mark
A staple of Gen Z queer adolescence, there is no shortage of homemade online personality quizzes offering the answer to society’s most pressing issue: whether the test-taker as an individual is or is not a homosexual. Students in SDS256: Methods in Queer and Trans Studies will get the opportunity to experience one firsthand. Students will have five opportunities to complete an iQuiz that looks like it was made by a fourteen year old and be diagnosed as a member of the 2SLGBTQ
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Sep 9


Conflicting Campus Communists Clash at Clubs Fair, 10 Dead
Four Communists, three Revolutionary Communists, two American Communists, and one Anarcho-Communist, all of them U of T students, died today in a brawl at the University of Toronto Clubs Fair. It began innocently enough. Angela Jennings, a Rotman Commerce student and member of the Revolutionary Communist Party of Canada (RCP) had been lecturing first years on how they were “comrades” who must fight the ills of capitalism, as is standard at the Clubs Fair, and asked the studen
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Sep 8
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