PHL101 Teaching Assistant Thomas Dafoe knew he was in for a treat when first year Preston Brownlow pulled up in the dying minutes of Dafoe's Thursday afternoon office hours.
A student of British descent has been called “unusually suspect” due to his penchant for playing devil’s advocate in his Colonial History tutorial. The student, who will remain unnamed, has frequently arou...
A landmark biology study conducted by a team of University of Toronto researchers has revealed that “the more time an undergraduate spends arguing with his TA, the shorter predicted penile length he will h...
Winston Marlborough Jr. III, a third-year International Relations specialist from Trinity College, plans to have his crush, Jamie Knox, come over to his residence tonight to “watch TV and hang out.” Marlbo...
It had all led up to this. For fourth-year Political Science student James Tomlinson, election day was the highlight of his university career. A chance to prove his Machiavellian prowess and demonstrate hi...
Ahh the 60’s… a tumultuous period in American history, or so I’ve been told. Nobody at your party will be able to nitpick your costume because they don’t k...
The crisp breeze fills my lungs with hope––hope that these four years will be amazing and unique; hope that it’ll be just like the movies; hope that the rumours...
On September 29, The Varsity published an article which weighed the pros and cons of living in residence, concluding that even with the cost of residence, the resulting experience was worth it.
A groundbreaking new study from the University of Toronto, released this morning at 2:16 a.m., "has indisputably proven" that free granola bars can “completely cure anxiety, depression, and all feelings of...
