November 1, 2019

Spadina Crescent will soon be home to a much-needed fire station, located right across from the Daniels Faculty of Architecture, Landscape and Design.

Toronto Fire Services (TFS) announced the opening as a...

October 31, 2019

If you thought Carter Hedge’s scaly skin was just a part of his snake costume, you weren’t alone. 

Over the course of the fall semester, second year Hedge exclusively consumed Frosted Flakes, Hot Pocke...

October 29, 2019

Last Friday night, Horatio Burchewitz had an epiphany: he was not a Sweeterman. 

With a couple sprays of “Dark Temptation” Axe spritzed on his chest and a 1:1 ratio of hair gel to Coke swirling in his spiky...

October 29, 2019

PHL101 Teaching Assistant Thomas Dafoe knew he was in for a treat when first year Preston Brownlow pulled up in the dying minutes of Dafoe's Thursday afternoon office hours. 

"Frankly di...

October 28, 2019

It is more than halfway through the semester and many courses are still in need of volunteer notetakers.

One of these classes is ANT253, where students have been receiving increasingly intimate emails...

October 27, 2019

A student of British descent has been called “unusually suspect” due to his penchant for playing devil’s advocate in his Colonial History tutorial. The student, who will remain unnamed, has frequently arou...

October 26, 2019

On Friday, October 25, teaching assistant Isabelle Davy was tasked to investigate a “troubling” weekly response paper.  

Davy, a T.A. for ENG140 (Literature for our Time) calmly graded dozens of respon...

October 25, 2019

A landmark biology study conducted by a team of University of Toronto researchers has revealed that “the more time an undergraduate spends arguing with his TA, the shorter predicted penile length he will h...

October 22, 2019

Winston Marlborough Jr. III, a third-year International Relations specialist from Trinity College, plans to have his crush, Jamie Knox, come over to his residence tonight to “watch TV and hang out.” Marlbo...

October 21, 2019

It had all led up to this. For fourth-year Political Science student James Tomlinson, election day was the highlight of his university career. A chance to prove his Machiavellian prowess and demonstrate hi...

October 17, 2019

The big night is right around the corner!

1. Hippie

Ahh the 60’s… a tumultuous period in American history, or so I’ve been told. Nobody at your party will be able to nitpick your costume because they don’t k...

October 9, 2019

It's a Tuesday afternoon in early September.

The crisp breeze fills my lungs with hope––hope that these four years will be amazing and unique; hope that it’ll be just like the movies; hope that the rumours...

October 9, 2019

On September 29, The Varsity published an article which weighed the pros and cons of living in residence, concluding that even with the cost of residence, the resulting experience was worth it. 

Crucially, ...

October 5, 2019

A groundbreaking new study from the University of Toronto, released this morning at 2:16 a.m., "has indisputably proven" that free granola bars can “completely cure anxiety, depression, and all feelings of...

September 27, 2019

Usually, the protests at Queen’s Park are nothing more than an inconvenience for Professor Melvin Johnson.

Getting to work through the popular park is hard enough in the winter when the city doesn't take c...

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