TORONTO -- After claiming to be “very secure in her bisexuality,” sociology major Aliza Reynolds proclaimed that she would gladly date a woman, provided that they fit a very specific, 47 page criteria outlined in her notebook. According to Reynolds’ roommate Shannon Garcia, every person and quality in her list bears a striking resemblance to her best friend, Isobel Lee, who Reynolds often describes as the “light of [her] life.” “She says she’ll only date women who listen to

Dear The Boundary, I am a 3rd year studying Critical Studies in Equity and Solidarity. Needless to say, I am very committed to social justice. As part of my Queer Liberation praxis, I am currently in a morally grey live-in polycule. This month, I have been assigned keeper duties for one of my boyfriends, a Computer Science specialist and dog furry. It’s pretty chill, since he doesn’t have to use a litterbox and he sleeps in his crate a lot. I do wish he would shower more. Rec

MUNK SCHOOL -- The Munk School of Global Affairs and Public Policy is known as one of the most prestigious schools for any person looking to go into politics, civil service, or consulting in Canada. Studying within its very walls at the moment could be some of the most influential people in the country in a few years. Naturally then, it also plays host to a number of people whose views could very, very, very generously be described as interesting. One such interesting student

NEW YORK -- In a controversial ceremony at Madison Square Garden, pop princess Taylor Swift married NFL star Travis Kelce, in what is somehow the most cliché moment of both of their focus-group approved careers. Rumours swirled online about the possibility that their union might be subject to a pre-nuptial agreement, given that Swift is a billionaire and Kelce once ended a tweet about a woman with “#plus.” The Boundary is excited to report that an anonymous source has contact

CONVOCATION HALL -- Built in 1907, the University of Toronto’s Convocation Hall did not get an air conditioning system until its 90th anniversary in 1997. Unfortunately, as Toronto’s weather became hotter and hotter, this upgrade has struggled to keep up with the heat in the building. Many students complained, and while few ever expected the university to take action on the matter, it is safe to say that most now agree, with temperatures of nearly 1000°C, that it would have b

VALLEY OF DOOM -- University contains a great many trials and tribulations. From slaying the dragon of exams to the long and arduous journey of the course essay, it takes skill, tenacity, and wit to succeed on the epic quest that comprises a university degree. Before they can challenge any of these myriad obstacles, however, students at the University of Toronto must first confront the first trial of the year: the fearsome college registrar. Generally, confronting the college