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Patrick Fraser
- Apr 15, 2021
Frats Serving Watered-Down Vaccines to First Years
"First years will love the frat experience: big house, big fun, big connections, and the best part, free vaccines for everyone!"
Emory Claire Mitchell
- Apr 1, 2021
COVID Update: Doug Ford Moves Province Into "Friend Zone"
“Toronto, you may think that you’re not ready for the next step, but I really care about spending more time in you."
Patrick Fraser
- Mar 9, 2021
Separatist Québécois Student Insists on Paying International Tuition Fees
“I want to pay international fees, parce que je ne suis pas un Canadien."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
- Jan 20, 2021
Stoner “Totally Psyched” About New "U.K." Strain
"Anyway, I’m so psyched to light up a fire English J."
Joseph Strauss
- Nov 4, 2020
Electoral College Ranked 2nd Most Outdated College After Trin
"The cults are still running! It’s like Assassin’s Creed with a bunch of Anglican teenagers,” says Snell.
Sammy Edwards
- Sep 28, 2020
Student Does Philosopher's Walk of Shame
“What, technically, is a hookup? Do I have a moral obligation to inform my prof if said hookup was with a TA?"
Emory Claire Mitchell
- May 21, 2020
Students Rally to Preserve Cash-Strapped “Dance Cave” as UNESCO World Heritage Site
“What more does it mean to be human than to girate with strangers in a grimy attic?”
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- Apr 8, 2020
Brandy Melville Launches "One-Size-Fits-All" PPE
Other clothing brands such as Ed Hardy and Tapout have also answered the call.
Boundary Staff
- Mar 5, 2020
Woman Patiently Waits for Poli-Sci Student to Explain Home Country's Politics to Her
"Iran and its proxies aren't all bad, you have to get that through your head."
Boundary Staff
- Jan 25, 2020
Vic Student Insists Running Playlist 'Just Sounds Better' on Vinyl
Onlookers "vibed" with the Leonard Cohen and Arctic Monkeys-heavy playlist.
Boundary Staff
- Jan 13, 2020
Student's Day Ruined After Making Eye Contact with Sid Smith Bake Sale Volunteer
It was just last week that undergraduate hopeful Elliot Jones, bright-eyed and optimistic, stopped at Sidney Smith Hall to attend one of...
Kevin Yin
- Nov 27, 2019
NRA Proposes Arming Professors With Own Buckets of Feces
"The only thing stopping a bad guy with a bucket of poop is a good guy with a bucket of poop," a spokesperson told The Boundary.
Thomas Sider
- Jun 21, 2019
No One Prouder of UofT Global Ranking than Accepted Student Yet to Attend Class
This past week, Quacquarelli Symonds (QS) released its 2020 list of the world’s top universities. The University of Toronto maintained...
Kyle Brickman & Will Stoecker
- Feb 14, 2019
9 ‘Perfectly Reasonable’ Gifts to Keep Your Significant Other’s Expectations In Check
It’s that time of year again. Some love it, most hate it, but we all play along regardless. Valentine’s Day is the joyous holiday to...
Peterson Beat Reporter Jack Mageau
- Dec 15, 2018
Jordan Peterson Refuses to Refer to Portal as Quercus
Peterson, a prominent University of Toronto professor, is refusing to refer to Portal as Quercus, citing radical neo-Marxist oppression.
Bella
- Dec 4, 2018
Op-Ed: Bella the Therapy Dog: Stop Touching Me and Go Fucking Study
As exam season approaches and students begin their semi-annual emotional spiral, many search for outlets to relieve stress and take their...
Boundary Staff
- Sep 13, 2018
University of Toronto Colleges Ranked Alphabetically
Even after a decade of determining these rankings, this process never gets easier. While number one may be predictable, number six will...