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550 Healthcare Workers Call Leafs Game "Worst Experience of Last 14 Months"
Haven't our healthcare workers been through enough this year?
Joseph Strauss
Jun 1, 2021


Frats Serving Watered-Down Vaccines to First Years
"First years will love the frat experience: big house, big fun, big connections, and the best part, free vaccines for everyone!"
Patrick Fraser
Apr 15, 2021
COVID Update: Doug Ford Moves Province Into "Friend Zone"
“Toronto, you may think that you’re not ready for the next step, but I really care about spending more time in you."
Emory Claire Mitchell
Apr 1, 2021


Separatist Québécois Student Insists on Paying International Tuition Fees
“I want to pay international fees, parce que je ne suis pas un Canadien."
Patrick Fraser
Mar 9, 2021


Stoner “Totally Psyched” About New "U.K." Strain
"Anyway, I’m so psyched to light up a fire English J."
Natalie Cader-Beutel
Jan 20, 2021


Electoral College Ranked 2nd Most Outdated College After Trin
"The cults are still running! It’s like Assassin’s Creed with a bunch of Anglican teenagers,” says Snell.
Joseph Strauss
Nov 4, 2020


Student Does Philosopher's Walk of Shame
“What, technically, is a hookup? Do I have a moral obligation to inform my prof if said hookup was with a TA?"
Sammy Edwards
Sep 28, 2020


Students Rally to Preserve Cash-Strapped “Dance Cave” as UNESCO World Heritage Site
“What more does it mean to be human than to girate with strangers in a grimy attic?”
Emory Claire Mitchell
May 21, 2020


Brandy Melville Launches "One-Size-Fits-All" PPE
Other clothing brands such as Ed Hardy and Tapout have also answered the call.
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Apr 8, 2020


Woman Patiently Waits for Poli-Sci Student to Explain Home Country's Politics to Her
"Iran and its proxies aren't all bad, you have to get that through your head."
Boundary Staff
Mar 5, 2020


Vic Student Insists Running Playlist 'Just Sounds Better' on Vinyl
Onlookers "vibed" with the Leonard Cohen and Arctic Monkeys-heavy playlist.
Boundary Staff
Jan 25, 2020


Student's Day Ruined After Making Eye Contact with Sid Smith Bake Sale Volunteer
It was just last week that undergraduate hopeful Elliot Jones, bright-eyed and optimistic, stopped at Sidney Smith Hall to attend one of...
Boundary Staff
Jan 13, 2020
NRA Proposes Arming Professors With Own Buckets of Feces
"The only thing stopping a bad guy with a bucket of poop is a good guy with a bucket of poop," a spokesperson told The Boundary.
Kevin Yin
Nov 27, 2019


No One Prouder of UofT Global Ranking than Accepted Student Yet to Attend Class
This past week, Quacquarelli Symonds (QS) released its 2020 list of the world’s top universities. The University of Toronto maintained...
Thomas Sider
Jun 21, 2019


9 ‘Perfectly Reasonable’ Gifts to Keep Your Significant Other’s Expectations In Check
It’s that time of year again. Some love it, most hate it, but we all play along regardless. Valentine’s Day is the joyous holiday to...
Kyle Brickman & Will Stoecker
Feb 14, 2019
Jordan Peterson Refuses to Refer to Portal as Quercus
Peterson, a prominent University of Toronto professor, is refusing to refer to Portal as Quercus, citing radical neo-Marxist oppression.
Peterson Beat Reporter Jack Mageau
Dec 15, 2018


Op-Ed: Bella the Therapy Dog: Stop Touching Me and Go Fucking Study
As exam season approaches and students begin their semi-annual emotional spiral, many search for outlets to relieve stress and take their...
Bella
Dec 4, 2018


University of Toronto Colleges Ranked Alphabetically
Even after a decade of determining these rankings, this process never gets easier. While number one may be predictable, number six will...
Boundary Staff
Sep 13, 2018
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