Mask Fitting a Little Tighter These Days
“Mum, do you think this mask looks a bit… tight?”
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Madeleine Beckett
- Nov 12, 2020
5 Steps to Recreate a Degenerate Montréal Reading Week at Home Using Only a Kitchen Spoon
Missing the usual Reading Week shenanigans that take place every Fall? Worry not, for there's a COVID-safe way to get as plastered as you...
Boundary Staff
- Oct 17, 2020
Obsessively Googling ‘covid symptoms’ Added to List of COVID-19 Symptoms
“Do you have peace of mind now? Is this what you wanted?
Keah Sharma
- Oct 14, 2020
Overachieving UofT Student Studies for COVID Test
Voitech is an expert at simultaneously weakening her immune system and strengthening her sense of academic commitment.
Adam A. Lam
- Oct 4, 2020
UTM COVID Outbreak Reaffirms Existence of UTM
“Right, Mississauga...yeah, I’ve never heard of it. I just hope it doesn’t spread to the GTA.”
Emory Claire Mitchell
- Sep 25, 2020
Doug Ford Terrified of Second Wave
"I certainly do not want to be anywhere near it, especially without my flamingo floatie."
Joseph Strauss
- Sep 23, 2020
Op-Ed: COVID Numbers are the Highest They’ve Been Since June—and So Am I
By lunchtime I was edibles-deep into my daily regimen, and in the evening I hit bowls for frontline workers while everybody else clapped.
Joseph Strauss
- Jun 12, 2020
“All Viruses Matter,” Says Least Helpful Scientist
We’re ignoring all the other viruses that are out there––everything’s COVID this, COVID that.
Spencer Gilbert
- May 15, 2020
Coke-Dealers Ineligible for CERB, London Economy Crashes
"90% of the gear I trade goes directly to the Ivey Business fuckers.”
Emory Claire
- May 13, 2020
Virtual Frosh Promises Cute Icebreakers, Blacking Out on Frat Floor
The memo does not address how the university intends to handle when students go “man down.”
Joseph Strauss
- May 8, 2020
Brockhampton Announces Layoffs Amidst Coronavirus Shutdowns
A recent audit estimates that between 5 and 12 members of the boy band will need to be laid off.
Hannah So
- Apr 25, 2020
"Corona Solely Killed My Job Prospects,” Laments Philosophy Student
Banerjee has resorted to stress-cuffing her stylishly ill-fitting thrifted jeans.
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- Apr 21, 2020
Rotman Student Maximizes Networking Opportunities During Quarantine
“It helps a lot, talking with the mirror, eight hours a day."
Joseph Strauss
- Apr 18, 2020
Outrageous: Vape Shops Deemed Non-Essential
"If I want to pop on over and test drive a dozen vape pens, it should be within my rights as a Canadian to do so."
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- Apr 8, 2020
Brandy Melville Launches "One-Size-Fits-All" PPE
Other clothing brands such as Ed Hardy and Tapout have also answered the call.
Joseph Strauss
- Apr 4, 2020
Astrology Friend “Knew This Would Happen”
"I wrote a 3,000-word blog post about it."
Boundary Staff
- Apr 1, 2020
Editorial: The Boundary Officially Comes Out Against COVID-19
We should be turning our cheeks to justice.
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- Mar 24, 2020
“It’s Just a Head Rush,” Assures Friend with Fever
“This isn’t a fever, bro. It's called a heady.”
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- Mar 16, 2020
“Nobody Panic, Everything is Fine,” Urges Hazmat-Clad Gertler
"Peace out, it’s been a wild ride.”
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